Today, I’m makin’ waffles. Okay, not really, I’m making stew for dinner, but I love Shrek. Grace wakes up mid-way through the morning because she is skipping school again today. This time she didn’t even decide on it; Macy and her dad decided and just failed to wake her up. A simple sprained ankle is…

It’s time for the infamous snowball fight! While getting ready, Grace lets slip that she’s talked to Jaxon a few times and Macy flips out because Jaxon is so reclusive…but also popular? Presumably something to do with weird vampire power hierarchies, I mean later we find out there’s a vampire King and Queen. Of course,…

After Lia making a dramatic statement only to completely undermine it a second later, we carry on with our complete lack of drama. Because we are 100 pages into this beast, that’s clearly far too soon for an actual plot to emerge. The next day is Monday, our first day of classes, but Grace is…

Back at her dorm room, Grace wakes up Macy and they talk about what just happened. It’s…what just happened. But for three more pages. To be fair, at least Macy seems outraged on her cousin’s behalf. But then she changes gears to a party going on the following afternoon. The school has a high tea…

Jaxon leaves and Grace’s uncle arrives. Because we’re playing musical characters in this random hallway for some reason. They make small-talk for abut two pages before Uncle Finn just bounces. Wow, super important. “Are you hungry? I’ll have dinner sent up, since you missed it. And there’s something we really need to discuss.” He narrows…