So, on the day before Halloween (when Diana is going to do her uber-time-walking episode), Hamish has decided to be a lawyer and do up a bunch of paperwork.  Still going on the idea that people will have to do stuff while Diana and Matthew are gone.  I’m still wondering why they can’t just return…

Hey, guess what this chapter opens with?  MORE DOMESTIC BULLSHIT.  Everyone is sitting around and getting ready for Halloween.  And I do mean Halloween.  There’s talk of punch and bobbing for apples and passing out candy. Also, Matthew gets a box of vaccines delivered to the house so that Diana can be protected before going…

The next morning, Matthew is perfectly fine, while Diana is still moving slowly thanks to the after-effects of losing so much blood.  Unless there’s actually some other consequence of being eaten; they haven’t really said what she’s so slow over. You know, there’s a quote floating around tumblr (and other places) about how male heroes…

In my bones there was a sudden boom as of two worlds colliding. Um…poetic?  And confusing, we don’t get any further information on these colliding worlds. She wakes up in a haze to see the three vampires with medical training trying to save her without turning her.  Apparently vampire blood heals anything it touches, so…

So we skip merrily over the next several days with pithy lines about how they’ve bought donated blood to keep the vampires happy and birth control pills and also Matthew can smell it when Diana is about to menstruate.  But it’s “different” from regular blood in some undefined way.  Why does it always have to…