Nina again. Boo, why didn’t we get a Daphne chapter? Anyway, Nina is dealing with the media fallout by hiding in her room and using a couple of campus friends as buffers any time she needs to leave for class. But even in classes the other students take pictures of her. Hey, hey. Remember when…

Nina is hanging out with her friends on campus when OH NO! A tabloid article drops revealing her as the prince’s new girlfriend. And it does so in painfully unflattering terms, which is about on par for a trashy tabloid at least. Nina goes on a bit about how she’s suddenly the most hated girl…

Sam winds up on a ski lift with Teddy the next day, although it takes several pages of character shuffling to get us there. I mean, if the book isn’t going to have a plot I guess it has to be stuffed with something. They get off on a conversation with Sam going “I have…

And now everyone on a New Year’s ski trip because why not. The palace’s PR office had long ago struck a bargain with the various media outlets: the royal family would conduct an interview at the start of their annual trip to Telluride, in exchange for complete privacy thereafter. What kind of weird noodly alternate…

Beatrice et all are attending the theater, her ‘date’ with Bear-Ted. It’s all very public and such, and Beatrice just flibbergits in her thoughts about how she can’t be a normal person and go on real dates and omg you are so boring. No, really, Beatrice, what is your personality? So far we’ve got: feels…