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  • American Royals: Chs 23-25

    Nina again. Boo, why didn’t we get a Daphne chapter? Anyway, Nina is dealing with the media fallout by hiding in her room and using a couple of campus friends as buffers any time she needs to leave for class. But even in classes the other students take pictures of her. Hey, hey. Remember when…

  • American Royals: Chs 20-22

    Nina is hanging out with her friends on campus when OH NO! A tabloid article drops revealing her as the prince’s new girlfriend. And it does so in painfully unflattering terms, which is about on par for a trashy tabloid at least. Nina goes on a bit about how she’s suddenly the most hated girl…

  • American Royals: Chs 17-19

    Sam winds up on a ski lift with Teddy the next day, although it takes several pages of character shuffling to get us there. I mean, if the book isn’t going to have a plot I guess it has to be stuffed with something. They get off on a conversation with Sam going “I have…

  • American Royals: Chs 14-16

    And now everyone on a New Year’s ski trip because why not. The palace’s PR office had long ago struck a bargain with the various media outlets: the royal family would conduct an interview at the start of their annual trip to Telluride, in exchange for complete privacy thereafter. What kind of weird noodly alternate…

  • American Royals: Chs 12-13

    Beatrice et all are attending the theater, her ‘date’ with Bear-Ted. It’s all very public and such, and Beatrice just flibbergits in her thoughts about how she can’t be a normal person and go on real dates and omg you are so boring. No, really, Beatrice, what is your personality? So far we’ve got: feels…