It’s 8:00 in the morning and I’m wearing a dress the color of dead forests and old tin cans. I have no idea what color that’s supposed to mean.  Maybe Juliette is progressing to psychedelic hallucinations now. I stare at my legs and wonder that I own a pair. Wow.  What a great protagonist we…

Juliette goes on and on and on in the most emo-tastic way about how horrified she is over watching that guy get shot last chapter.  I’m…torn.  Yeah, it’s a horrible thing to witness, but she just acts so shocked by it, and this after telling us that she spent a year listening to kids scream…

Juliette gets out her purple dress and in the process finds her journal, which she guesses that Adam has saved for her.  Then she finally puts two and two together and realizes that whole “there’s no cameras in the bathroom” line was code for “so go in there and let’s talk.”  As she sneaks her…

Juliette wakes up in Warner’s room, with Warner there to give her food and keep an eye on her.  I don’t know if it’s because I can’t think straight or if it’s because I’m genuinely confused, but I’m struggling to reconcile Warner’s polarizing personalities. Here he is, offering me a glass of water after he…

Juliette spends her whole shower scoffing at the idea of being bribed. Warner doesn’t seem to understand that I grew up with nothing Bullshit, a couple of chapters ago you were going on about Christmas trees and movies. Then she goes on about how she doesn’t want fancy stuff, just human companionship, and also books…