A Discovery of Witches

I’m so fucking bored that I don’t even care that this book’s pacing makes no sense. …

We’re on the second to last chapter, and thank god, because I think I’m about to…

So, on the day before Halloween (when Diana is going to do her uber-time-walking episode), Hamish…

Hey, guess what this chapter opens with?  MORE DOMESTIC BULLSHIT.  Everyone is sitting around and getting…

The next morning, Matthew is perfectly fine, while Diana is still moving slowly thanks to the…

In my bones there was a sudden boom as of two worlds colliding. Um…poetic?  And confusing,…

So we skip merrily over the next several days with pithy lines about how they’ve bought…

Diana starts to freak out over that very benign statement from last chapter.  Really, all Miriam…

Everyone sits around and tosses out ideas about what the letter and book page could possibly…

 Hey, guys?  Remember that kidnapping Diana went through?  The torture?  The fear?  The night spent alone…