Ladies and Gents (do we have any gents?) this is it.  The final chapter. Ana wakes up (9 out of 26) and remembers that she has to take her birth control pill.  Grey is also up, playing the piano, and we get treated to yet another shtick about how it’s so beautiful and meaningful when…

Ana leaves Georgia, and Carla gives her the ‘follow your heart’ advice.  Which, really, is pretty shitty advice.  Follow my heart?  Fuck no.  My heart doesn’t know what’s best for me; it just knows what it wants in the moment and doesn’t give any regard to the future.  My heart thinks that wandering drunk down…

Folks, we have just three chapters left.  Baring any sort of catastrophe, I’ll be done by the weekend.  Several people so far have asked if I’m going to be doing the other two books in the trilogy.  No.  Frankly, it’s a chore to get through these last two weeks.  Bashing this book was fun at…

Hope you all had a good holiday weekend!  Now, back to the suck. Well, Ana’s mother finally gets a name: Carla Adams.  About fucking time. Ana is upset at Grey for showing up, but her inner goddess (I kind of want to call her FiFi) is thrilled. “I’ll have a gin and tonic,” Christian says.…