After returning home, Brooke spends much time crying and wailing because Remy is her “everything.”  You know, normal post-break-up stuff.  We don’t have to put up with much of that before Remy shows up out of the blue, though. “Miss Dumas?” Pete says with a grin, as we approach. “We believe this belongs to you?”…

A few days later Brooke finds out that there’s a picture of her kissing Scorpion and it’s getting spread all over the internet.  She worries that Remy will lose his shit over it.  Because when I think “teh bestest romance evar!” I totally think “where one person is constantly in fear of the other.” And…

Brooke and Mel get ready to go meet Brooke’s sister, all while hiding it from Remy. “Because Remington’s got some alpha tendencies.” “Which is sexy, last I checked.” “Mel, this isn’t a movie. I don’t want him to be unable to concentrate or get in trouble because of me.” Mel huffs. “You take away all…

We timeskip to their next tour stop in Chicago, where Brooke and Pete are meeting Melanie at the airport, because she’s joining them for a vacation.  Brooke casually mentions that way back several chapters ago, she saw her sister, because…I honestly have no idea why she didn’t mention this sooner.  Brain fried on lust, perhaps? …

The Underground simmers with energy tonight I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.  It’s a bit of a random thing to be stuck on given all the fail going on in this book, but there you have it.  Every time this failcookie says “The Underground” I imagine something super-cheesy out of a late-90s cartoon.…