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  • Real: Ch 03

    The chapter opens with Brooke describing the private jet that’s going to be taking them around on their tour.  Yes, you read that right.  Private jet.   Owned by a guy that performs – possibly illegally – in front of crowds that are only 300-500 strong. (Note: I am aware that I massively fucked up the…

  • Real: Ch 02

    I’m still not recovered from seeing him up close, and my bloodstream already carries all kinds of strange, bubbly, hot little things. I’m still going with the opinion that you should see a doctor instead of have sex.  I mean, whatever that is, you don’t want to spread it around. Brooke carries on in her…

  • Real: Ch 01

    This review was originally written and posted in February 2014. This book opens up with a playlist.  No, really. Iris by Goo Goo Dolls I Love You by Avril Lavigne That’s When I Knew by Alicia Keys Love Bites by Def Leppard High on You by Survivor Love Song by Sara Bareilles In Your Eyes…

  • Fallen: Ch 20

    A single wild dove’s coo rang out in the saffron sky as she stepped through the gym’s kudzu-swathed doors. It’s the last chapter, which means I won’t have to read any more sentences like this.  Woohoo! It’s the last chapter, it starts out slow, there’s a lot of just winding down.  Which means that the…

  • Fallen: Ch 19

    Luce mentally flails around in shock for a while about Sophia being so evil and Penn being so dead.  At least it’s actually an appropriate time to go flaily.  Sophia goes around lighting candles and chanting in some presumably religious ceremony of some sort. “I trusted you.” “That’s your own fault, dear,” I’m starting to…